Thursday, April 18, 2013

The Prequels

Never in the history of cinema has there been a more highly anticipated film.  At the start of 1999 there was only Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi.  That was it.  Three transformative films that defined the imaginations of a generation.  That May, for the first time in nearly 20 years, there was going to be a new Star Wars movie.

When 1999 began, Star Wars was perfect.  People shit on the Ewoks and some said Luke was whiney, but nick-pickers would still consider the trilogy flawless.  The world was awaiting the next chapter in the most popular and successful franchise in film history.  It was a new beginning and a new journey into that familiar galaxy far far away.

The release of the first trailer was an event.  Local news shows played it.  The internet exploded.  It looked fucking awesome.  A double-bladed lightsaber?  And who was that bad ass-looking demon who was wielding it?

Every story has its beginning.  Every journey has its first step.

Then it finally came out.  Every showing was sold out.  Lines wrapped around movie theaters.  People were wearing costumes and swinging lightsabers.  The lines were events in themselves.  But as the earlier screenings let out there was no mad dash to the ticket counter to see another showing.  People cheered, and there were smiles, but it was oddly subdued.

"How was?"  "Good", was the simple response.  No Un-fucking-believables.   No fan-fucking-tastics.  Critical opinion was everywhere from mixed to poor.  The once unflappable Star Wars had it a road bump and much to the dismay of millions  of fans around the world word like "disappointing" were thrown around all summer.

In place of great characters like Han Solo were stiff performances, bathroom humor and a political subplot that had audiences scratching their heads?  Was this what everyone was waiting for?  Darth Vader is a 10-year old? Obi Wan is just going to sit in the background and not really do anything?  The new Chewbacca is a walking and talking Jim Crow poster?  No one realizes that the senator with the "I Am an evil Sith Lord" t-shirt might be the evil Sith Lord they are looking for?

Ok.  That was just the set up.  Three years later, Anakin was going to be older and actually use his lightsaber.  Obi Wan was going to have his beard.  The Clone Wars was finally going to be realized on screen.  Attack of the Clones was what fans had really been waiting for.  Yoda was even rumored to possibly use a lightsaber.  Expectations were once again high.  Screenings were sold out.  Lines once again wrapped around theaters.  Costumes.  Lightsabers.  Hope.

"It was an improvement."  "Better then the last one."  No in-fucking-credibles.  No sen-fucking-sationals.  The comic relief was scaled back, consisting of only a few C-3P0 one-liners.  However, in place of the political melodrama was a painful love story with cringe-worthy dialogue.  "I don't like sand.  It's course and rough.  Your skin is soft and smooth."  Was the picnic in the field surrounded by waterfalls necessary?  Did they have to have a post dinner conversation in front of the fireplace?  Han and Leia's romance was so subtle.  Two lines were enough.  "I love you."  "I know."

At least the movie ended with the start of the clone wars.  What a great set up for the third and final film of the new trilogy.  Episode 3 had to be the main reason George got back behind the directors chair.  Episodes 1 and 2 were filler.  Episode 3 was to be the movie that showed us all we really cared about what happened before Luke and Leia were born.  Sure we were curious about how Obi Wan and Anakin first met, but what we really wanted to see was what turned Anakin to the Dark Side.  We really wanted to see the epic lightsaber duel between former best friends and what caused Anakin to have to wear the Darth Vader suit.

What happened during the Clone Wars?  What caused Anakin to turn on the Jedi?  Why did Obi Wan and Yoda go into hiding?  Why did Obi Wan change his name to Ben?  Unfortunately, Revenge of the Sith began at the very end of the Clone Wars.  We never saw any of the battles that had to have taken place.  Anakin turned against everyone he cared about because of a woman.  No real reason was given for Obi Wan and Yoda to go into hiding.  And Obi Wan never changed his name to Ben.

That was it.  The saga was finished.

Expectations...

Monday, December 5, 2011

Argument Paper

     In New York State schools the most important standardized tests are the Regents exams. The Board of Education believes that Regents scores provide the best measure for comparing the effectiveness and success of schools, and thereby, teachers. On the contrary, many believe that the Regents exams only show the results of students’ performance on one test, and not their overall performance. For this reason, New York State should due away with Regents exams.
     The biggest problem with Regents exams is that students simply need to pass in order to receive Regents credit. Therefor, a student who achieves the lowest passing score of 65, receives the same credit as a student who scores in the 90’s. If one school’s students all pass with scores in the high 60’s and another school has 100 students score in the 90’s and five student’s fail, New York State considers the first school to be more effective and successful. That is clearly not an accurate measurement.
  • “In a press release from January 4th, 2005, Mayor Bloomberg’s office claimed that the ‘Number of Schools Under Registration Review Schools Hits an All- Time Low of 35; 55% Reduction from 3 Years Ago’ What is not mentioned is that many of the schools on the SURR schools were large schools that were closed and replaced with several small academy style schools. For this reason, another consequence of the emphasis on Regents scores is that the larger schools are become a relic of the past, unless they can meet extremely high standards,” (Department of Education).
     While, New York State believes these tests are the best way to assess the effectiveness of individual instructors, the numbers can be misleading. It doesn’t matter whether they have a large class or small class. It doesn’t matter if one school has stronger support services then another, or better technology support. All teachers are placed on the same scale and that is not fair.
     Too often, New York State teachers are forced to teach to the test rather than use creative and outside-the-box teaching methods. While this allows teachers to create a simple, basic curriculum, it takes away their freedom to be creative and go outside the curriculum. As a result, many students coast through the year, only to consume themselves in practice Regents exams at the end of the school year in order to prepare for the test. Is that the best way to meet students’ academic needs and prepare them for the future? Does that accurately measure how successful a teacher is? Especially when low scores result in teacher’s receiving poor ratings and denial of promotions and tenure.
      In June 2008, New York State requested $7 million in the state’s budget to maintain the assessment program. This is money that can be better spent. There are too many schools in New York in need of better technology and support services, as well as increased staffs and supplies. Some schools have Smart Boards in every classroom, while others do not even have enough textbooks for every student in the building.
     New York State’s practice of administering Regents exams is an ineffective way to assess the success of students and effectiveness of teachers. The money used to create and administer these test can be better spent elsewhere.
Works Cited
            Cromidas, Rachel He, and Philissa Cramer. "Amid Sweeping Changes, State’s Testing Chief Resigns      
                 Suddenly | GothamSchools."GothamSchools - Breaking News and Analysis of the NYC Public  
                 Schools. 30 Nov. 2011. Web. 02 Dec. 2011. 
            Department of Education. MAYOR MICHAEL R. BLOOMBERG AND CHANCELLOR JOEL I. 
                 KLEIN ANNOUNCE DROP IN NUMBER OF PUBLIC SCHOOLS IN NEW YORK CITY 
                 IDENTIFIED AS "SCHOOLS UNDER REGISTRATION REVIEW" NYC.gov. News from the 
                 Blue Room, 4 Jan. 2005. Web. 4 Nov. 2011. 
            Monahan, Rachel, and Ben Chapman. "State says One-third Of city Schools Failing - New York Daily 
                 News." Featured Articles From The New York Daily News. 11 Nov. 2011. Web. 02 Dec. 2011. 
            New York State Board of Regents. BOARD OF REGENTS APPROVES ASSESSMENT COST 
                 REDUCTIONS. NYSED.gov. 22 June 2010. Web. 4 Nov. 2011. 
            Winerip, Michael. "Principals Protest Role of Testing in Evaluations." New York Times. 27 Nov. 2011. 
                 Web. 5 Dec. 2011.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

My Wednesday Morning

It was the day before Thanksgiving and I was stuck in the waiting room at the doctor's office for over an hour.  It's not the first time I've fallen victim to the doctor scheduling appointments for times when he's not actually in the office.  It was clear that he wasn't there, because it was 8:30 in the morning and I had scheduled the first appointment of the day.  There were six of us in the waiting room, the same six, for the entire time.  No one got called in.  We simply waited and waited an waited.  And I just sat there, getting more and more irritated.

Finally, after well over an hour, I was the first one called into the exam room.  It took the doctor less than three minutes to give me a clean bill of health and allow me to go on with my day; after paying my $40 copay of course.

Rewinding a bit, there was a girl who was on her cell phone for the entire time I was waiting.  Of the six of us in the room, she was the only person who's voice I heard for over an hour.  There was no sign that said "No Cell Phones," but you'd think people should have some common courtesy, right?  She was definitely talking to her boyfriend because she kept referring to him as "babe", which is one of my biggest pet peeves.  I don't care how in love you are, referring to your significant other as "babe" is the verbal equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.  Anytime I ever hear anyone use that particular pet name, I want to punch the person in the face.  Ugh...

Anyway, she was making him believe that she was at work and not the doctor's office.  He was obviously surprised that she didn't have the day off because she kept saying that she was a dedicated and hard worker.  "I'm dedicated to my job, babe."  Ugh...  "Babe, you should know that about me.  I work very hard."  Ugh...

Maybe it was because I was already annoyed at her, but it made me even angrier that she was lying to her "babe."  I sat there trying to think of some way I could expose her.  Was there something I could say that would give away her current location?  I didn't come up with anything, and probably wouldn't have even done it if I had.  I just sat there, getting more and more irritated.

After leaving the doctor's office, my next stop was the mechanic, to get an oil change.  As I sat down in my second waiting room of the day, I couldn't help but notice the shrieking cries of a young boy.  I also couldn't help but notice that he was lying down in the middle of the room, spinning around in a circle, as he screamed and yelled at the top of his lungs.  His obese mother simply sat there ignoring him, a parental strategy that was proving ineffective in my opinion, but to be fair, I do not have any children.  I thought about picking up the tyke and dropping him into the well below the cars being serviced, but decided not to do that.  I just sat there, getting more and more irritated.

When the service was completed, the cashier notified me that because it was my car's first oil change, there was no charge.  Perhaps my persecution that morning had all been worth it.  As I walked outside to get my car, I looked up to see if the heavens had parted and a light was shining down on me.  Sadly, that wasn't the case.  Had it, I would have driven to the nearest convenience store and bought a lotto ticket.  Instead, I simply got in my car and drove home.


Monday, November 21, 2011

A Critique of "Testing God"


http://dmccarthy618.blogspot.com/2011/11/testing-god-george-lucas-edition.html

I have to be honest, when I first saw the length of this story I felt a little bit overwhelmed.  However, I enjoyed it very much.  You did an excellent job creating suspense and keeping me wondering what was going to happen.  The dialogue was excellent and very realistic (considering the unrealistic situation taking place).  I wouldn't change anything about the conversation between Jack and Deborah.  It was very fluid, believable and thought-provoking. You had me guessing how Deborah could possibly convince Jack to give up.  As the story began, Jack certainly had the upper hand in the situation and you did a great job slowly turning the tables and building towards the climax where Deborah was finally able to convince him to shut down the forcefield.

My only suggestion would be to maybe add some more description of the characters and environment in the beginning.  I had trouble picturing exactly where the story was taking place.  Were they outdoors?  Did it take place in the future or was it present day, where we are to believe that Jack got his hands on some kind of advanced technology?  Perhaps a little bit more backstory?  However, considering the story is very dialogue-centric, it's possible this isn't actually necessary.

Definitely a recommended read!!

Monday, November 14, 2011

Destiny

     When they first arrived it was still morning.  Hours had passed yet it was still not nighttime.  However, they could no longer see where the ocean ended and the sky began.  There was nothing but darkness, and the wind bristling through their hair was coming from that darkness.  The faint chime of a buoy was barely audible over the sound of the waves, but they knew it was still out there, bobbing and floating, alone atop the current.  There was something else out there, although what that was was still uncertain.
     The young boy gripped the man's hand tightly.  "Daddy, what are you looking at?"
     "Not looking," he replied.  "Waiting."
     The surf was nearly at their feet.  As each new wave bid farewell, the wet sand left behind inched closer and closer.  The wind was beginning to pick up and the man could tell that the boy was growing restless.  He felt the same way when he was the boy's age.  He felt the same way when his father took him to this very spot so many years ago.
     The boy began to shiver as he continued to follow his father's gaze.  Staring out towards nothing.  Although there was something.
     "It's getting colder, daddy.  We've been here forever."
     "Forever?" he replied.  "I said the same thing to my father when he took me here.  I was full of questions as I'm sure you are now."
     The boy had never met his grandfather.  He knew that he died when his father was very young, but that was all he had ever been told about him.  He wondered why his grandfather had taken his father to this beach just as he wondered why his father had taken him here on this day.
     "What we're waiting for... has been here forever.  But us?  We're just a blip.  We've barely been here for an instant."
     Cold and confused, the boy didn't know how to respond.  His father had always been mysterious and distant, but this was something different.  For the first time in his life, the boy was afraid of him.  For the first time he didn't know if he should trust him.
     "What are we waiting for?" he asked, loosening the grip on his father's hand.
     A soft rumbling sound began in the distance and grew louder and louder as the waves carried it towards them.  The boy stepped back, but his father kept hold of his hand.
     "Our family has many secrets.  Things that I have purposely kept from you for many years."  For the first time since they arrived, he looked down at his son.  "You're old enough now to know the truth."  
     A flash of lightening in the distance caught the father's attention, briefly revealing where the ocean met the sky.  Another soft rumbling accompanied the flash, and as the sound dissipated into the void, so did the horizon.
     The boy tugged on his father's arm.  "Daddy, it's going to start raining.  Can we please go home?"
     "That's not a storm.  And if we leave now, we won't have any home to go back to."
     The beach had been full of life.  People swam and sunbathed as they would on any ordinary summer day.  The sky was so clear it allowed them to see the elipse of the earth.  It was gone in an instant and took with it everyone that was there.  The darkness arrived without a sound but the wind quickly began to pick up.  The boy had turned to leave, but his father took his hand and led him to the shoreline.  They stood there for hours without saying a word.  Filled with terror, the boy now wished they hadn't started talking.
     The howling of the wind grew deafening.  They could no longer hear the sound of the ocean waves.  At first the boy thought it was because of the wind, but soon realized that the entire shoreline was gone.  The ocean was slowly disappearing into the horizon, leaving behind a darkness more striking then the sky above them.  It was not the darkness of the abyss, rather something else.  Something that began to rise.  The boy was terrified and desperately tried to separate himself from his father's grasp.
     "Try and remain calm.  It can sense your fear," his father yelled over the roar of the wind.  His gaze remained locked on where the horizon should be.
     The creature was the size of the entire ocean.  It was a site the boy could barely comprehend.  It had no defining features nor shape.  It was pure darkness and as it rose, it brought with it an indescribable sound.  A sound the boy had never heard before.  A sound that echoed deafeningly.
     Suddenly, a bright light appeared in front of them.  Almost like a doorway.
     "You will know when your time comes.  And at that time you must bring your son here, just as my father once brought me and his father once brought him.  You must be brave and accept your fate."  He released his son's hand and stepped into the blinding light before them.
     The son reached his hands out to his father, but the light enveloped him.
     He heard his father's voice one last time.  "Your destiny and mine are different than anyone else's.  You must face yours without fear, just as I am doing right now."
     At last there was silence.
     The wind stopped.
     The sky turned blue.
     The ocean returned.
     The world remained.
     The light disappeared.  And with it, his father.

Monday, November 7, 2011

My Haunted House

     Everyone always said that the old Bosworth mansion was haunted.  Over the years I've heard about curious children disappearing inside and couples being murdered while using the house as a secret rendezvous spot.  I'm sure the majority of the kids in town love to make up stories about all the strange occurrences that might possibly have occurred there.  Unfortunately, I've never been able to participate in these conversations because my family actually lives in the house.
     You'd think it would be pretty cool to live in a gigantic mansion.  There are ten bedrooms, twelve bathrooms, studies, libraries, kitchens and secret passages that take you from one room to others on the opposite side of the house.  It should be the greatest hide-and-seek house on the planet, but all of my friends are afraid to come over.  No one wants to be the next "victim".  Do they really think my parents would allow any of them to disappear?
     Some people in my position would probably become an obnoxious prick, believing they are better than everyone else at school.  However, I feel the exact opposite sentiment.  I'm embarrassed of where I live and the perception of my family.  Truth be told, we are not actually wealthy at all.  It's actually just dumb luck that my parents became the owners of the mansion.
     At the end of his life, Old Man Bosworth lived in the house alone.  He was very lax on the upkeep of the house, which resulted in overgrown shrubbery and a decaying-looking facade.  From the looks of it, it's understandable that young children would believe it was haunted.  My father, being an estate lawyer, was in charge of the old man's finances.  Over the years, they became very close and because the old man had no living relatives, my father became the son he never had.  When the old man died, he left the house to my father.  Surprisingly, the old man was completely broke at the time of his death, but the taxes on the house were paid for for the next 100 years.  This allowed my family to easily assume control of the deed.
     I'll be honest, I was a little bit creeped out when we first moved in; even after the lawn was mowed, the shrubs cut down and the outside repainted.  The house is enormous and having so many empty rooms creates a very ominous mood at night.  However, at times my old house felt just as creepy, and that was one-tenth the size.  Although one similarity between the two is that in neither one did I ever see a ghost.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Destiny (draft)

     He could no longer see where the ocean ended and the sky began.  There was nothing but darkness, and the wind bristling through his hair was coming from that darkness.  The faint chime of a buoy was barely audible over the sound of the waves, but he knew it was out there.  There was something else out there on this night, although what it was was still uncertain.
     The young boy at his side gripped his hand tightly.  "Daddy, what are you looking at?"
     "Not looking," he replied.  "Waiting."
     The surf was nearly at their feet.  As each new wave bid farewell, the wet sand inched closer and closer.  The wind was beginning to pick up and he could tell that the boy was growing restless.
     "It's getting colder, daddy.  We've been here forever."
     "Forever?" he replied.  "I said the same thing to my father when he took me here.  I was the same age as you are now.  And I was full of questions also."
     The boy began to shiver as he continued to follow his father's gaze.  Staring out towards nothing.  Although there was something.
     "What we're waiting for... has been here forever.  But us?  We're just a blip.  We've barely been here for an instant."
     Cold and confused, the boy didn't know how to respond.  His father had always been mysterious and distant, but this was something different.  For the first time in his life, the boy was afraid of him.  For the first time he didn't know if he should trust him.
     "What are we waiting for?" he asked, loosening the grip on his father's hand.
     A soft rumbling sound began in the distance and grew louder and louder as the waves carried it towards them.  The boy stepped back, but his father kept hold of his hand.
     "Our family has many secrets.  Things that I have purposely kept from you for many years."  For the first time since they arrived, he looked down at his son.  "You're old enough now to know the truth."  
     A flash of lightening in the distance caught the father's attention, briefly revealing where the ocean met the sky.  Another soft rumbling accompanied the flash, and as the sound dissipated into the void, so did the horizon.
     The boy tugged on his father's arm.  "Daddy, it's going to start raining.  Can we please go home?"
     "That's not a storm.  And if we leave now, we won't have any home to go back to."
     The howling of the wind grew deafening.  They could no longer hear the sound of the ocean waves.  At first the boy thought it was because of the wind, but soon realized that the entire shoreline was gone.  The ocean was slowly disappearing into the horizon, leaving behind a darkness more striking then the sky above them.  It was not the darkness of the abyss, rather something else.  Something that began to rise.  The boy was terrified and desperately tried to separate himself from his father's grasp.
     "Try and remain calm.  It can sense your fear," his father yelled over the roar of the wind.  His gaze still hadn't left the horizon.
     It was the size of the entire ocean.  It was a site the boy could barely comprehend.  A bright light appeared in front of them and for the first time his father looked down at him.
     "When your time comes, you must bring your son here, just as my father once brought me and his father once brought him.  You must be brave and accept your fate."  He released his son's hand and stepped into the doorway.  "Your destiny and mine are different than anyone else's.  You must face yours without fear, just as I am doing right now."
     The wind stopped.  The sky turned blue.  The ocean returned.  The world remained.  The light disappeared.  And with it, his father.